Friday, February 29, 2008

QUEEN DIVA HAS LOST HER THRONE

The Diva Out of Work

Did the diva make ANT1 or did ANT1 make the diva? The answer is obvious. With a little help from Minos, we can all go pretty far.

The diva rose through the ranks of ANT1. She just happened to be at the right place at the right time…on a yacht that sailed the Mediterranean Sea. Oops, that’s the wrong story. Nevertheless, the same opportunity that led to her rise is what eventually led to her fall.

The Tactics of a Diva
Scream! Scream at everyone! Scream at anything! Keep people an arm distance away, so they won’t figure out how stupid you truly are.

Use melodrama behind the scenes, so that management will sympathize with you.

When success hits, claim it. When failure hits, blame it on the others.

Keep the smarter people suppressed and their ideas hidden -- this way no one will discover their true talents and you can maintain your throne.

Destroy all creative ideas before anyone gets wind of them.

Use the ANT1 brand to create personal equity and gain respect from actors, directors, and producers.

Promote yourself over all others -- after all you are the Queen.

Call your personal photographer to tell him which social events you will attend, so he will mysteriously show up and take photos and then publish them in the media.

Do not allow anyone to get close to you because they’ll soon discover your lack of talent.

These tactics may have worked at ANT1 but other networks will not put up with a diva gone mad. Bye, bye STAR. ALPHA watch out! Or are we back to ANT1 again? Now, that would be a big mistake for ANT1!!!
Medicine-tongue

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